Ghost Pepper Salsa Cremosa
We'll be honest here. Honestly, we're always honest. (Hi, mom!) but here we're going to be gladiator-level brutally honest. This salsa is pretty freaking hot. If you're still riding with training wheels, don't get on this BMX bike. If you're the spice equivalent of the king of the half-pipe and have the original VHS of rad, then this one's for you. We're not trying to scare (Boo! goes the ghost) you off, but we don't want to (mooohooohaha!) leave you in suspense. Dip the corner of the chip before you start slurping this up with your favorite eco-friendly straw. If you're good, you'll know it, and you may proceed.